THE BIG WRAP PARTY TONIGHT (Episode H5)
Music by Richard Stone. Lyrics by Tom Ruegger.
Yakko: Come in, be a smarty The shindig's 'bout to starty Wakko: The gang's all here Dot : Let's give a cheer YW+D : For the big wrap party tonight Wakko: There's chow galore Dot : So open the door YW+D : To the big wrap party tonight Yakko: We're dining buffet style With food from every nation So plan to stop a while And join the celebration Wakko: They've come for fun and feastin' Dot : We've even let the Beast in YW+D : Let's go hors d'oeuvre-in' And see what they're servin' At the big wrap party tonight YW+D : There's manicotti for Dotty Soft shell taco for Yakko And Wakko is ready For a truck load of spaghetti At the big wrap party tonight Hello Nurse is eating liverwurst Thaddeus Plotz has red hots Ralph the Guard is cooking with lard The apron that's cute is Dot's Wakko: Take a whiff, Dr. Scratchansniff Dot : No veal in the meal for Miss Flamiel YW+D : The Flame keeps a-glowin' The punch bowl's overflowin' At the big wrap party tonight The Randy Beaman kid Is eatin' fried squid At the big wrap party tonight Wakko: The pasta by Pesto is the besto Dot : Bobby helps Squit, who's choking on a pit Yakko: The cheese balls are nectar To Mr. Director YW+D : At the big wrap party tonight The great Wakkorotti Has gone to the potty At the big wrap party tonight Yakko: Runt bakes the bundt cakes Dot : A pocket of pita for Rita YW+D : Nuttin' but mutton For Mindy and Buttons Sylvester wants a parakeet-ah Yakko: Katie Ka-Boom can clear out a room Wakko: A pie, key lime Dot : Is headed for the mime YW+D : Chicken Boo Is eating tiramisu At the big wrap party tonight The entire crew Came from Acme Loo For the big wrap party tonight YW+D : Get another nappy for Slappy More bean dippy for Skippy Extra chippos for the Hip Hippos The Brain's eating pizza that's drippy Minerva's leavin' with Steven A hot cocoa drinky for Pinky Yakko and Wakko Don't allow tobacco At the big wrap party tonight It's happy hour In the water tower At the big wrap party tonight YW+D : In our 'toon careers These are the golden years We've loved the jokes So thank you folks You've eaten your fill Now here's the bill For the big wrap party Yakko: Pay with your credit cardy YW+D : At the big wrap party tonight The big wrap party tonightTranscribed by Steve Kramer
Lyrics from ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO CLOCK (Episode
by Nicholas Hollander, Jeff Kwitny and Tom Ruegger
Rocket Rat (parody of Mighty Mouse)
Chorus: Mister Annoying never makes a sound When Rocket Rat flies into town Rocket: Here I come to rescue you... Chorus: Rocket Rat, your rodent true blue. Rocket: (spoken) But first, a nap.
Lyrics from CUTIE AND THE BEAST (Episode 84)
by Kevin Hopps
Cutie and the Beast (parody of Beauty and the Beast)
Music by Julie Bernstein.
Singers: Certain is what we are Of what you like the least Snails on your lawn Songs that go on and on Cutie and the Beast Snails on your lawn Songs that go on and on Cutie and the Beast. ---Dot (parody of Belle)
Belle : Charming places With quaint singing faces (bump!) Dot : Singing tunes that you've heard before! Every one a bigger bore Townsfolk : People like you and me Yakko : All singing way off key Dot : Look at me I'm in a musical Look at me I sing confusical Blacksmith: She says she's singing; how can you tell? Appleman : It's like a funny smell Dot : You're just jealous 'cause I sing so well! La la la la la la la. Washwoman : The lyrics couldn't get much worse Y+W : Helloooo, nurse! Blacksmith: This endless song makes me want to curse -- OW! Yakko : Now you move to the next verse! Dot : Have some pie Wakko : I'll try it Mother : Why oh why Can't she just be quiet? Dot : La la la la la la la la-- Baby : Wah! Hunter : She's causing such a din YW+Dog : Arooooo! Hunter : I can't tell what key she's in AllFolks : But she really is a funny girl A cutie, but a funny girl She really sings a lot Dot : La laaaa-- AllFolks : That's Dot! Now get on with the plot! ---Be a Pest (parody of Be Our Guest)
Yakko: You know, if she keeps on being pushy She'll be thrown out on her tushie Wakko: All she needs is his affection Yakko: What he needs is police protection. For a beast, he is the very, very best Y+W : But she's a pest, she's a pest, she's a pest! (Taz throws them out) Taz : And don't come back! (but they do) Yakko: While she may have been forward Wakko: Acting out of her gourd Yakko: We simply must insist You did more than just resist Wakko: You threw her out! Yakko: What a lout! Dot : To say the least You were a beast! Wakko: How you acted was a crime Now I'm afraid... Y+W : ...it's payback time. Yakko: We will slide Wakko: We will hide Yakko: We'll do things you can't abide Wakko: And we'll do all kinds of tricks Just for kicks. Yakko: Your troubles we're enjoying Wakko: And we're so annoying Y+W : We are pests, we are pests, we are pests! (Dot takes the magic flower) Dot : He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me n--. (Taz takes it) Taz : Put that away! (Taz throws them out) Taz : Now go, go, go! Yakko: If your host throws you out There's no need for you to pout And should they change all the locks Just come back with a big gift box. (BOOM!) Yakko: (spoken) Uhhh, you're Taz, aren't you. Taz : Uh, me no Taz! Wakko: Could you do that thing -- that funny thing that you do? Taz : Waulgh! Wakko: No, that's not it! Taz : Umm... Waigh ih ih ih ih! Yakko: Nah, that's not it either. Y'know -- the funny thing! Dot : Can we finish this cartoon?? Yakko: All right... YW+D : (sung) We are pests, we are pests, we are pests! Yakko: As you can surely tell Wakko: It's a job that we do well Yakko: So should you be at someone's house When they're acting like a louse Wakko: Be like us Make a fuss Y+W : And be a pest, be a pest, be a pest! Yakko: Grab your host, give a squeeze Maybe somewhere 'round the knees Wakko: You're his guest; cheer him up! (Taz: Ugh...) Yakko: No, no, please don't interrupt Tweak a nose, pull some ears Swing him from the chandeliers Wakko: Watch him go to and fro Yakko: Ah, see, now you're a pro. Yes, you deserve a great big hand Because now you know you can Y+W : Be a pest, be a pest, be a pest!Thanks to Tom Ruegger for his assistance in the lyric transcription
NOEL (Episode 84)
Music traditional (The First Noël). Lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Yakko: What are you doing, Wakko? Wakko: I'm writing a letter a Santa, telling him what I want for Christmas. Yakko: Wait a minute -- hold the phone! That's not how you spell `Santa'. Wakko: It isn't? Yakko: No; you've got it all wrong. Wakko: Well, how do you spell it, then? Yakko: To spell Santa's name Is easy to do You write S, A, N, T And another A, too. But no L, no L Santa's name has no L And he won't be too pleased If you don't learn to spell. Wakko: Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch water from a well But when neither one could find it Jill started to yell. Dot : No well, no well Can't believe there's no well! We walked all the way here And I'm mad, can't you tell. Yakko: Captain Ahab took his crew His harpoon and set sail And he called out to ships Ahab : Have you seen the white whale? Crew : No whale, no whale No, we ain't seen no whale Man 1: Saw a couple of dolphins Man 2: And a big yellowtail. YW+D : If you've listened to this tune Then you probably can tell That you've heard it before It's a song you know well. Know well, know well It's a song you know well And we've ruined it completely So we all say, "Oh well." Oh well, oh well We'll just say, "Fare thee well" Merry Christmas to you And a joyous Noël.
Lyrics from JOKAHONTAS (Episode 85)
by Earl Kress
Indian Chant (parody of Steady as the Beating Drum)
Music by Julie Bernstein.
Singers: Hey-ya, three four Who is it that we're for? Hey-ya, three four Who do we all cheer for? From his tipi he will come Chief Yakhatan, proud and strong From the hunt brave Wakko-Um Will return before too long. Hey-ya, three four Is Wakko-Um a warrior? Hey-ya, five six Or is he up to his old tricks? ---Just the Same Old Heroine (parody of Just Around the Riverbend)
Pocadotas: Father, I can't get married now! There's a great big crazy world out there, and I have a feeling there's something better for me! Yakhatan : Say, this plot is beginning to sound familiar... Y+W : You feel like this is déjà vu A girl who thinks that she wants more The music starts; you find that you are humming. It's OK, then it dawns on you You've seen this story before Now you're stuck, and you know what is coming. Just the same old heroine Just a re-run heroine You've seen before Dot : First I tuned an aerial Y+W : Again once more Dot : Then I rang a bell Y+W : This music score YW+D : The Schloscar it will win With the same old heroine. It worked once; why not again? YW+D : We have got your seven bucks Why should we try something new? We know you'll buy the video Your money, we will rake it in. Dot : Our formula That's called entertainment YW+D : Just a retread heroine! ---John Smith and Company (parody of The Virginia Company)
Smith: Men, we're after something better than gold -- something...wonderful! Smith: We're sailing to the New World Rough seas don't worry me We'll make the trip with ease For it's John Smith and company! We'll raise up the flag unfurled For the treasures that we'll see We'll take whate'er we please 'Cause we're John Smith and company! SB+J : Take whate'er we please 'Cause we're John Smith and company! ---Ice Cream Song (sung to Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Franz Liszt)
YW+D : Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry Mint, rocky road and some bing cherry Chocolate chip and bubble gum In cup or cone, Jerome : Hey, I'll take some! YW+D : French vanilla, mocha coffee Butter pecan, English toffee Walnut, peanut butter cup Orange sherbet, Wakko : Fill me up! YW+D : Sundaes We make on Mondays With butterscotch, whipped cream and cherry Yakko : Not so fast! Whoa! What's your hurry? YW+D : Toppings Pile on the toppings With gumdrops, cookies and a jimmy Jerome : I want it! Benjamin: Please gimme gimme! * Smith : (spoken) There's no song like this in the movie. * Yakko : I know, but we got hungry. * Smith : Double dip for me -- strawberry. YW+D : Marble fudge and cappuccino Cream and cookies, Wakko : That one's keen-o! YW+D : Cheesecake, neapolitan Benjamin: You can't have it! Jerome : Yes I can! YW+D : Now we've sung you every flavor Which one would you like to savor? One more thing to set its fame We forgot to tell its name. So we scream: "It's ice cream!" * - In the original script, these lines were: Smith: (spoken) There's no song like this in the movie. Yakko: I know. This song is good! Smith: Point well taken. Carry on.Lyrics provided by the author
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