If Barack Obama can win a Nobel
while bombing Afghanistan and continuing George Bush's occupation of Iraq
even Nick Herbert has a chance this year:
I've already composed my acceptance speech.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH June 30, 2010
First of all I would like to thank my parents, my wife and son, my colleagues
in the physics department at Stanford, my team mates in Silicon Valley,
the staff and seminar leaders at Esalen Institute, my cybertantric teachers
on Rainbow Ridge and the Goddess Temple, my physical trainer, my numerous
Dance Instructors, my many lovely Muses, and the plant and animal allies
whose actions have given me courage to investigate the barely speakable.
As I glance into the audience, past the King of Sweden and former Nobel
Laureates, I am not unaware of the presence of uniformed men prepared to
arrest me as a war criminal if I disclose the secret of WeaponX, a weapon
so effective and dangerous that it makes nuclear bombs seem like Chinese
Like so many other revolutionary discoveries from the printing press to
manned flight, there is a dark side as well as a bright side to Quantum
Diplomacy as my discovery is sometimes called. Just as it is possible to
use Quantum Diplomacy to further mutual understanding among sentient beings,
so also is it possible to abuse Quantum Diplomacy to manufacture what I
have called WeaponX. No, I will not disappoint the gentlemen with the handcuffs.
I fully intend to reveal here everything that I know about this powerful
new quantum weapon.
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