Super-teen extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Washington D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better's on TV Freakazoid! Freakazoid! His brain's overloading It has a chocolate coating Textbook case for Sigmund Freud Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Check out Dexter Douglas Nerd computer ace Went surfing on the internet And was zapped to cyberspace He turned into the Freakazoid He's strong and super-quick He drives the villains crazy 'Cause he's a lunatic His home base is the Freakalair Freakazoid! Fricassee! Floyd the Barber cuts his hair Freakazoid! Chimpanzee! Rides around in the Freakmobile Freakazoid! Freakazoo! Hopes to make a movie deal Freaka me! Freaka you! He's here to save the nation So stay tuned to this station If not, we'll be unemployed Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!!!
FREAKAZOID AND FRIENDS
(sung to the Animaniacs theme)
It's time for Freakazoid and friends Where the insanity never ends Justice he defends You're sure to get the bends From Freakazoid and friends! When Dexter becomes Freakazoid, he shows his super stuff He battles Lobe and Booger Beast and villains who are tough Like Candle Jack and Cobra Queen Cave Guy can be rough There's Fanboy, Mo-Ron, Eye of Newt And that's about enough! It's Freakazoid and friends It's what your dentist recommends To patients who chew gum This show is really dumb It's Freakazoid and friends! Meet Dexter's girlfriend, Steff And his mentor, named MacStew Lord Bravery and Fanboy The Gnomes are quite a crew Cosgrove and the Huntsman Toby Danger too And don't forget; there's Freakazette A lovely shade of blue! It's Freakazoid and friends A show that no one comprehends Our longevity depends On our demographic trends It's totally freaky Dexter's geeky The plots are weaky We're up the creeky We've sprung a leaky Freakazoid and friends! Now our song ends!
LORD BRAVERY intro
He feels no pain He can fly quite fast In feats of strength He is unsurpassed His grip is firm Never quavery Britannia's superhero He's Lord Bravery. Lord Bravery! Lord Bravery! Lord Bra - ver - y!!!
ODE TO LEONARD NIMOY transcription
Leonard Nimoy, Leonard Nimoy Dear Mister Spock, oh golly gee boy It sure would make me smile and laugh If I could have your autograph If I don't get it, I'll be blue But then I know what I will do I'll call you up on the telephone And bother you when you're at home You hang up, the line goes dead But then a new idea pops in my head I'll visit you right where you live I'll ring on the doorbell and ask if you'll give That autograph I've been waiting for You give it to me, and so much more (BOOM!) Oh thank you, thank you, Mister Spock Now please call Bones; I need a doc.
Lyrics from HOT RODS FROM HECK
(sung by Longhorn unless otherwise indicated)
Jammin' gears and eatin' pie
In my big rig in the sky
Since the day I crashed into a banjo shop
(later)
Her name was Molinda
She'd be 56 today
But she fell out of my truck
On Highway 5 near San Jose
(later)
LH & Turk : Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Freakazoid: Bind me with rope and a sailor's knot
Send me to jail where I'll sleep on a cot
'Cause you broke, broke broke the law
Off you go to the can
For it's one, two, three years away
I'll send you Spam!
THE HUNTSMAN intro
Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry From the forest to the city He will run there in a jiffy To sock evil in the eye Marty Feeb was a poor hunter Hungry without dough 'Til the day he saved a chunky elf From being eaten by a crow The elf rewarded Marty Feeb With a magic sack of corn He gained strength and speed and shiny teeth And as the Huntsman was reborn Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman He'll whip the pants off the bad guys If there's an emergency Sound the Horn of Urgency And summon the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry! Hunt.
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