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THE STEVEN SPIELBERG SHOW (Episode 14)
Parody of The Beany & Cecil Show
Singers: Sleeping, creeping Leaping down the street Freakazoid's the humanoid Who simply can't be beat. Hey, he'll fight day and night To defeat a fiendish foe So let's freak in as we begin Freak : The Steven Spielberg Show! (lick! lick!) Steff : (giggle) Ah, Freak...
Lyrics from DEXTER'S DATE (Episode 14)
Bonjour, Lobey (Parody of Hello, Dolly)
Waiters: Bonjour, Lobey Oui! Bonjour, Lobey We're so pleased that you've come back, we have to scream. (AAAUGH!) We see your veins, Lobey And your brains, Lobey Undulating, calculating, formu...lating schemes. Let's throw a big party For our big smartie We're just pleased as punch to see your big fat head. Oh... Lobe : Wow, wow wow, waiters Lobey wants a bowl of chow, waiters Don't forget a big old plate of bread. As a criminal, I shouldn't show my face So years in seclusion I've spent But now I realize, it's OK to show my face If anyone squeals, I'll entomb them in cement! Waiters: In thick cement! Bonjour... Oui! Bonjour! ...Lobey Oh, bonjour... Gosh! Bonjour! ...Lobey Lobe : Lobey's back and feeling higher than a kite. Oh... Give me food, waiters Baked, fried, broiled or stewed, waiters Lobey's got a hearty appetite. (Freakazoid freaks into Louis Armstrong) Freak : Oh! Hey, bonjour, Lobey How ya doin'... Lobe : Just fine! Freak : ...Lobey? I'm so pleased that you've come back, I have to scream. Lobe : Well, go ahead. Freak : Aaaaugh I see your veins... Lobe : They're all mine! Freak : ...Lobey And your brains... Lobe : Aren't they something? Freak : ...Lobey Undulating, calculating, formu... F&L : ...hmm...lating schemes. Freak : Let's throw a big... Lobe : Yabba doo Freak : ...party For this big... Lobe : Zabba doo Freak : ...smartie I'm just pleased as punch to see your big fat head. Lobe : See how big it is! Freak : Oh... Lobe : It's a big fat head! Freak : Give him food, waiters Baked, fried, broiled or stewed... F&L : Yeah! Don't forget a big old plate of bread! Waiters: Oh! Hey, bonjour, Lobey Oui! Bonjour, Lobey We're so pleased that you've come back, we have to scream. (AAAUGH!) We see your veins, Lobey Lobe : Whee! Waiters: And your brains, Lobey Lobe : Whee! Waiters: Undulating, calculating, formu...lating schemes. Just smell the food... Lobe : I smell it! Waiters: ...baking And the salt... Lobe : I see it! Waiters: ...shaking Lobey's back and feeling higher than a kite. Oh... Lobe : Give me food, waiters Baked, fried, broiled or stewed, waiters Ws&L : Lobey's got a hearty app-- Lobey's got a hearty app-- Lobey's got a hearty appetite!
Lyrics from THE FREAKAZOID (Episode 15)
by Paul Rugg
You're a Meany, Nasty Lobe (Parody of You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
Singer: You're a meany Nasty Lobe You're as bad as villains get. Your head is really mushy 'Cause you haven't got a skull Nasty Lo-obe. Why, I wouldn't sit next to you on an airplane if... If there was a seat next to you on an airplane. Such a bad guy Nasty Lobe You're as cruel as cruel can be. You're vicious; you're malicious (interruption by announcer deleted) You're despicable and more Nasty Lo-obe. If you invited me to go to the movies with you, I... Probably wouldn't go. ---When You Cannot Show Your Face (Parody of ?)
Singer: Freakazoid, you wander A teen without a home Everywhere, they hate you You've been cast out; you're alone. Your deeds have been forgotten The world's a cold, cruel place It's tough to go on living When you cannot show your face. We'll be ri-ight back.
Lyrics from HERO BOY (Episode 19)
Crunch Goes the Weenie (Sung to Pop Goes the Weasel)
Guitierrez: All around the mulberry bush Guitierrez chased the weenie The weenie thought 'twas all in fun Crunch goes the weenie! ---Gasigo
Attendants : If you want service with a smile We will go that extra mile Attendant 2: We clean windows Attendant 3: Fill the tank Attendant 4: Wax the hood Attendant 5: No need to thank. Attendants : Gasigo; we're at your service Gasigo; that is our purpose (cut away for scene with Guitierrez) Attendants : Gasigo; we love your car Gasigo; we're never far Freakazoid : Hey! I really gotta go! Attendant 2: But, we... y'know, we... we haven't finished our song... (wipe to Freakmobile driving away...) Attendants : Gasigo; we're here to please you Gasigo; we'll never leave you G-A-S, I-G-O Gasigo So put us to the test We will strive to do our best!
Lyrics from A MATTER OF LOVE (Episode 17)
by Lisa Malone and Paul Rugg
Singer: Welcome to the Storch Club! And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's mambo! Singer: Move your footsies, shake your fanny Swing your hips, don't be a granny Come on, everybody, and mambo! Hey! Let the music move your butt Stick it out and do a strut That's the only way to mambo! Chorus: Mambo! HUGGBEES!!! --- Freak : Ten chubby angels With big fat wings Too heavy to fly They crash into things. --- Chorus: Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo Ooo, ooo, monster love! Jimmy : If the woman who you're datin' Lights a candle with her nose And she tries to drain your liquids From your head down to your toes Gosh, I hate to tell ya, buddy Gosh, I hate to tell ya, pal But the woman who you're datin' Is a monster lady gal. Chorus: Love can make you blind And love can cloud your head If you ever date a monster Jimmy : Love can also make you... J+C : ...dead. Jimmy : So heed these words, my friend And listen to my... J+C : ...song. Jimmy : Don't ever date a... J+C : ...monster Jimmy : If you want to live real... J+C : ...long. Chorus: If you want to live real long. Bah bah bah bah!
Lyrics from TWO AGAINST FREAK (Episode 23)
by Ken Segall
Nasty Men (Parody of Bad Boys)
Nasty, nasty, nasty Nasty men. Real-Life Police we up And caught you again. You were nabbed by us In a criminal raid. Now go to jail and learn A really nice trade. Nasty men Caught again Stealing hens. Nasty men! --- Cave Guy: I've got a date with the Cobra Queen Her skin is green I think that's keen. ---Hero Boy Theme
Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Oh, Hero Boy! "I must succeed!" Up in the sky he flies around, When he's not, he's on the ground And fighting monsters big, And monster pigs, He's Hero Boy; he must succeed! "I must succeed!"
Lyrics from TOMB OF INVISIBO (Episode 20)
by Mitch Watson
Where Did He Go? (Parody of ?)
How do you find what you can't see When an invisible guy goes on a crime spree? He's gone. Where did he go? That Invisibo. He's a power-hungry kook With a scepter full of juice. So tell me... Where did he go? That Invisibo. Drinking up all the wattage He's a nutcase on the loose. So tell me... Did he go back to his sandy tomb? Or go visit friends in Saskatoon? So tell me... Where did he go? That Invisibo. He's a menace to the town and to property He wants to be in charge of you and me I guess. How do you find what you can't see? When an invisible guy goes on crime spree? Invisibo! --- Where did he go? That Invisibo. He went off to the poky And that's the end of our show. Bah bah bah bo!
CARTOON NETWORK PROMO
Super-brain extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's a nerd computer ace Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here to aid the human race Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here on Cartoon Network He's acting like a big jerk There he goes in Barney's car Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here to save the nation He's on a brand new station Cartoon Network's got him now... Freakazoid!!! "Weeknights at 7 on Cartoon Network!"
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