CHICKEN BOO INTRODUCTION (2 Variations)
Version 1 (Episode 18)
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.Transcribed by Mark Hadley
---Version 2 (Episode 78)
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You're jumbo-sized and you wear a disguise But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo. (at the end of the cartoon) He's jumbo-size and he wears a disguise But he's not a man; he is Chicken Boo.
Lyrics from NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH (Episode 18)
by Deanna Oliver and Paul Rugg
I Really Like Rasputin
Czar: I really like Rasputin 'Cause I don't realize I only like Rasputin 'Cause I am hypnotized ---Call Doctor Yakko
YW+D : If your little toothy's aching and you're low on dough Use the friendly credit dentist; call Doctor Yakko! Yakko: (spoken) Se habla español!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
Lyrics from FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN MIGRAINES AGO (Episode 21)
by Gordon Bressack, Charles Howell IV and Paul Rugg
YW+D: Lincoln, Lincoln, we've been thinkin' Would you, could you, think of inkin' We request on our behalf That you give your autograph! ---Sung to the Tiny Toon Adventures theme.
Wakko: I'm lanky Dot : And frankly Yakko: This war has got me cranky YW+D : I'm proud to be a yankee How ya doin', Gettysburg?Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
WAKKO'S AMERICA (Episode 21)
Music traditional (Turkey in the Straw). Lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Wakko: Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana And Columbus is the capital of Ohio There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho. Texas has Austin, then we go north To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C. Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee. Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know. Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware. Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul. Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan. Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois South Carolina with Columbia down the way And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay. They have wonderful clam chowder. Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the buffalo roam Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home. Salem in Oregon; from there we join Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City. That's all the capitals there are!
Lyrics from DAVY OMELETTE (Episode 21)
by Deanna Oliver
Orphaned in a swamp in Mississippi Raised by a cajun couple in a tipi The biggest papoose that you ever did see He was full grown when he was only three. Davy Davy Omelette Mighty large frontiersman!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU EAT (Episode 23)
Music by Jacques Offenbach (Orpheus Overture). Lyrics by Randy Rogel.
Wakko: (spoken) Hey! Let's get some ice cream! Dot : How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Butterscotch Delight. Yakko: Ingredients: Zinc trisodium, aspartate, Sorbitol and bisulfate, Oxide beta carotene, Lactic acid, carob bean. (music begins) Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified Malto-dextrin alkalide Silicon deoxylite Lots of sugar, W+D : Hey, all right! Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt Artificial barley malt Glycerine and aspartate Folic acid, Wakko: That tastes great! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Dehydrated calceinate Soybean oil, butter fat Caramel center, Wakko: I'll eat that! YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it Chocolate chips; we want more of it Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it Down our throats real fast. Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it? Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it. Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin Phosphate, soybean, lecithin Deoxylite tri-silicon Dipped in chocolate, W+D : Bring it on! Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT Powdered milk, Dot : Sounds good to me! Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum Carbohydrates, W+D : Yummy yum! YW+D : Monosodium glutamate Zinc disodium algenate, Whole grain flour, yeast and fat Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that *YW+D: We like sweets a lot * So give us all you got * And we'll stuff 'em in our bodies * 'Til they make our insides rot. * - On the Animaniacs album, this verse is sung as follows: YW+D : We like sweets a lot But they make your insides rot So remember it's your body And the only one you've got.
Lyrics from HERCULE YAKKO (Episode 25)
by Peter Hastings
YW+D : We'll investigate Collaborate Red herrings we'll eliminate We'll solve this myst'ry for you! Wakko: Although we haven't got a clue!Transcribed by Olivia D. Isaac
RITA AND RUNT INTRODUCTION
YW+D: Like Abbott and Costello Like Sonny and Cher Like Martin and Lewis They're a perfect pair. Like Laurel and Hardy Like Fontanne and Lunt They're perfectly mismatched They're Rita and Runt!Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
Lyrics from HOME ON DE-NILE (Episode 25)
by Stephen Hibbert
All Wrapped Up in Love
Rita: Being a goddess ain't half bad. Rita: Oh, you kid You've got it made 'neath the great pyramid Gotta say I like this lifestyle Talkin' 'bout my home on the muddy Nile. Call me greedy But give me more; treat me like Queen Nefertiti Build me a palace fit for Ramses, too I bet you'd rather be me than you. Oh, I can't fuss No longer on a lonely exodus Gotta tell ya that I'm satisfied All wrapped up in love like I was mummified. All wrapped up in love... Bra doot da doot da doot doo dah... Like I was mummified!Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
Lyrics from SIR YAKSALOT (Episode 26)
by Paul Rugg
Chorus: A happy place is Camelot We like to sing all day But we can't sing the movie score Or else they'll make us pay. --- Yakko: (spoken) Looks like it's just us against the dragon, Head to head, toe to toe... Grab your partner, do-si-do! (sung) Bow to your partners left and right Now grab his arms and fling him out of sight! Now promenade!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
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