SECOND CONTACT
Opening ourselves to pleasure
it's what the aliens want to teach us
for who would wish telepathic union
with a world of whiners?
Aliens call Earth
"Planet of the Hates"
We are so bitter, so backwards
so cruel and filled with pain.
All acts of love and pleasure
Are invitations to alien contact.
Are you ready to merge with the Neighboring Other?
Have you freed yourself from hatred?
Have you made your mind a splendid pleasure dome?
Have you adorned yourself as a bridegroom?
Have you adorned yourself as a temple prostitute
Offering your golden body at bargain rate?
Are you ready to merge with the Neighboring Other?
Have you made your mind a worthy playground
For beings with superior notions of play?
What chemicals have you ingested
to make your mind receptive
to unearthly forms of enjoyment?
Are you prepared to surrender your body fully
to alien pleasure transmissions?
Are you prepared to surrender your mind fully
To an otherworldly Physics of Orgasm?
Yes, they all want to marry our sisters.
Yes, and want us all to marry THEIR SISTERS too.
All acts of love and pleasure
Are invitations to alien contact.
Are you ready to join the Galactic Club?
They are opening their warm arms
Their sticky tentacles, their moist fur-lined cavities
To Earth's uniquely desirous men and women.
They know what they want--they made the first moves
They have touched us gently so as not to frighten.
They are open and yearning for contact.
What then holds you back
From joining the Galactic Dance?
What then holds you back
From wholeheartedly embracing this beautiful Cosmos?