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A transcription for those who don't care to hear it:

KEEPER
Pinky and The Brain, you've just finished the World Domination Tour. What're you gonna do now?

PINKY
I'm going to--

BRAIN
Don't...!

PINKY
--be an Amway distributor!

BRAIN
All right. I thought you were going to say...the "D" word, Pinky.

PINKY
Oh! Oh, you mean... (whispers) Do you mean "Disneyland"?

BRAIN
Shh!!!

PINKY
I hate that mouse!

BRAIN
Ye-ess.

PINKY
He's so--

BRAIN
He has almost taken over the world!

PINKY
Weeell, yes, and I don't take-- You know what: The French hate him, though! Ha ha!!! I don't like them, either! Hah!!!

BRAIN
The French hate everybody, Pinky.

PINKY
Yes, well, that's true, but... All I have to say to them is: NARF!

BRAIN
...and poit.

PINKY
Yes.

BRAIN
YEE-E-ESS!!!


Thanks to Rob Paulsen (Pinky) and Maurice LaMarche (The Brain), for their ad lib performance.


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